i'm officially boycotting relationships. hello random hook ups and treating men like meat.
Eating in charleston sc at a seafood place called "hymans". Like normal I had no problem finding it.
nothing like Chinese food and masturbating on a Saturday night
He screamed for everyone to hide, unplugged the music, then talked to the cop. Last I saw he was high fiving him...
He's the fucking cop whisperer.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
i dont even mind you always shaving my pubes when i pass out, i'm starting to find it liberating.
I want to break up with him.....but he has a george forman grill...like I need that
after we were done she whispered to my dick "you sir, are a genius"
I guess all those years with her as your babysitter finally paid off.
The upside of a losing football weekend is that there are more sad frat boys willing to let loose their inner gay man.
I just told him I want him to "take the reins". At least its festive sexting?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Woke up with a text saying "when I get to see them titties again lil ma??" With 8 beads around my neck & an empty bottle of vodka in my arms.
There's an owl outside. I feel like he's hooing directly at me.
I mostly blame me being such a miserable fuck on the fact that I was born on a Monday.
At first it will make you think "how is this physically possible?" and then it will ruin an entire food group for you.
Do you have feelings for this penis?
Just cuz you've got the biggest dick I've ever seen doesn't mean u can wake me up at 2 am
Randomize