weddingsv make me drug and hornr
he looked about as manly as a guy in a volkswagen bug can look
I'm pretty sure I just overheard my boss call his sperm precious metal...
i don't care how ready and willing she is. she is where penises go to die
Stop banging my friends. This is getting weird.
Stop being friends with hot 18 year old girls.
he got mad becuase i made more noise when he gave me a back massage then i do when we actually have sex
WHO THE FUCK TAGS THEMSELVES AT COUNTY JAIL?!?!
so I'm staring at this cat and wondering..is the tail of the cat the derivative of it's head?
stop getting stoned after studying for a calc final.
Jesus Christ I am the crazy cat lady of vibrators
with hottub sex, handcuffs, Pocahontas themed lap dances, and eating pumpkin pie off each other, I'm gonna say thanksgiving will be a success ;)
Some male strippers are here, I threw pancakes at them. It's ok
Below this exterior of ice is a layer of cum. Followed by a pool of gin. More cum. Then, finally a heart.
Don't forget my pants whenever you come over, otherwise we can't get in.
the sex got boring after the first three hours
holy shit
A girl I had a drunken hook up with is on interventon right now
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