I call biggest shit show at the party. I welcome all challengers.
I mistook a propane tank for a keg.
Puked on a Tom Jones impersonator on the strip
Is it a bad thing I remember to take my birth control when I stumble across guys I've had sex with on facebook?
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I had to physically hold you down to stop you from going out the window naked. You put up quit the struggle.
of course not. I do my best teaching on a hungover monday. I did the research. im still okay with the direction in which my life is headed.
So to distract myself from jackies vomiting, im making up a story in my head. It's called the little penis that could
Just had the "whores are people too" talk with Mom. Bright side it's Christmas, and I may have been drunk, I don't think she caught on.
I turned around and there were three 10 year old kids running around with sparklers. Weirdest college part ever.
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I've been wearing the same clothes for 3 days and they're covered in franzia
I feel like it went downhill once I decided we should take $100 tequila shots.. oops lol
Please let me buy the coffee, all my assets are in starbucks gift cards
how am i in montreal? thats like a 3 hour train ride. i remember nothing.
Nice people suck dick too. I'm proof.
I am texting my ex and my future boyfriend while eating fish and chips with my current boyfriend... How and when did I become such a terrible person???
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