Mel Gibson is dating a 24 year old
You're not Mel Gibson and I'm not 24.
haha you were like: "I don't want to uh pressure you.." as you took your own shirt off
is it pathetic that I think he's cheating and it doesn't bother me because for the first time I'm the girlfriend and not the other girl?
At least they aren't charging us for the broken diving board...
Shotgunned a beer while taking a bath.
My mom just admitted you were a good looking kid & if you weren't my friend & 30 years older she would do you. I'm going to commit suicide.
You're just mad that I don't wanna have dugout sex with you
I'm currently making some changes in my life. If you don't hear from me anymore, then you're probably one of them. Or I'm dead.
I'm not surprised. You have the libido of an Italian soccer team.
Did he ask you why you were in his back yard Sunday night?
we played animal sounds and i linked arms with her cuz we were both cats....fate and my community college drama teacher have chosen my one night stand
He texted me at 2am telling me to come get my American flag from his place, if that's not code for sex idk what is
Come over so I can fuck you louder than her country music
I've decided it's okay if I take a pregnancy test every month. Then I can be like, "Good job, self, way to not procreate this month!"
Dude, she was there with her husband and I was there with my wife. Of course we banged in the bathroom.
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