school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
she wants me to text her or call her all the time when we are apart...this is not high school...
We've finally come to the understanding that as long as our conversation stays stricaly sexual, we get along.
boyfriend # 1 is in the bathroom and boyfriend # 2 is ringing the doorbell need back up this is not a drill i repeat this is not a drill
this is the second time in my life i thought i might need to go to rehab. im including all the mornings that i wake up in dewey beach as "the first time"
Just caught my first cougar this fake was worth every fucking penny.
Just used water from the fish tank for the bong. Thank you fishy.
Although I commend your efforts to keep my penis away from her, your sister is now booty walking up my stairs. Good game though, good game.
Def just hooked up with my brother's senior prom date in his bed. Does that make me the worst brother ever?
It's like you're the one guy who got the "girls have clits" memo.
I'm ordering dildos in a santa hat. You?
I need to get all the one night tinders in my system before I move back in with my parents
when I was walking home I wad so excited to see a cat on the sidewalk but it was really a traffic cone
So high, just applauded for a magic trick on Hulu.
Right. Cuz nothing screams "You made it!" quite like selling your used underwear to strangers you met on the internet.
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