you dont need to remember merediths name haha. only jane
Jake died.
WTF????????? That's how you tell me????
Oops typo. Jake cried.
I just want to hang out with her.
You're a liar. Why do I have to give you reasons you can't have sex with my mom? I hate you.
Just jerked off to Cameron Diaz in "My Sister's Keeper". New low.
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Yeah I think we tried to use the shower curtain as a parachute because its tied to my backpack with some string. Dont know if anyone actually attempted it though.
someone made her a trophy at 4 in the morning and presented it to her in the bathtub
Time for jim to play the "dont seriously consider pooping in the trash" game
I'll be there in 10. I need you naked and ready. Warm up.
The door opens out but somehow she managed to kick it in..
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Two things: Why did I wake up in a pool of blood? And am I still invited to the wedding?
No idea. And yes be here at 4
also dude totally apologize for the whole drunken "want something in my mouth" text
Pretty good. They took the stitches out but it still hurts like a bitch. The doctor says I should be off crutches by next week.
Well, that's good. Let's hope drunk you doesn't sabotage you.
video games take priority over anything else you can offer me.
Whoever jacked off in MY pong room on the bean bag with your fucking googles pick up your fucking cum towel you gross disgusting fucks. I said NO MORE jacking off in that room. I swear I will empty it out if this is going to continue.
My head is bruised from having sex in the backseat of an explorer last night.
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