just saw an old couple make out...not too sure how I feel about it. though I will admit at one point I was thinking "oh yeah! get that!"
We had two amazing nights in a row...it was so weird...I couldn't even go to sleep cause I thought maybe it was just in his plot to kill me.
Im watching someone hooking up in the library
procrastination at its finest
I think his glow in the dark Star Wars sheets, at the time, really turned me on.
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Hooking up with him would mean my type has officially become... drug dealer.
I woke up with like grass burns all over my body, i'm pretty sure i made out with someone under a bus. . . but i'm not sure
That dude you fucked three years ago just won Jeopardy
you said candy land and then passed out.
ps. we found your stash in the candyland game. Thanks.
a pansexual with facepaint started fucking a tall black girl on the bed i was sitting on so im going to mcdonalds
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I got up before the sun today. That makes me sun for the day.
When did you start smoking in order to be high by 4:30?
Just got caught staring at a woman breast feeding. My only response was, "She's so adorable".
Well shove his head down there and tell him not to stop til we have a new president!
Should I wear my "kiss me I'm highrish" shirt for my drug screen today?
Just got home, my brothers stoned and he got a high score on COD.. He just asked me if I wanted to have a celebrational yogurt with him. Wtf?
God help them if any millennials are in the vicinity. Rent is too high and we no longer fear death
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