you know he's having a sex change. I can't believe you called him "titty man" to his face....
her orgasm sounded like a fucking walrus crying.
he only lasted 2 minutes. he said it was because i was so pretty. i'm not sure what to feel right now.
Theres two guys using a blow up doll to hold their beers while they float around the pool
Im on my way, tell them to get ready for a high-five
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Spent 200 bucks on a stripper for a good night hug. I give up.
He was very impressed that you could put your hair in a ponytail by yourself while throwing up.
okay. this is james and youre probably never ever gonna see me again unless i really really really want some pussy. sorry.
we couldn't find any funnels so we taped a spaghetti strainer to a pool noodle and it worked fairly well
I actually took a sword out of your hands. You were samurai slashing lemons to make chasers.
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Apparently getting a blow job in the mens room from the bar owners daughter will get you kicked out.
You called me a pussy and continued to eat an entire jar of peanut butter with only your hand.
The owner was showing me around and pointed at one of the bars and said "this is the one you're allowed to dance on. I could tell you wanted to ask." DREAM JOB.
PICK ME UP NOW I THINK THIS MOTEL IS A CRIME SCENE. also congrats on your engagement i saw the post on my phone while i was climbing out the window
Sensing a theme here
If alcoholism is a theme, yes.
Hmmm, well all I'm saying is don't do anything too irrational because you miss him and are blinded by his large penis.