We drank from noon till 5 am, there was adderall and nice jews involved it was just crazy
everyone made a circle around them and startd chanting fight fight. they wernt fighting, they were dry humping
i hope chris hansen doesn't have a boat
I mean, keeping the tube socks on AND taking cell phone pictures that he didn't ask for during sex? that's two strikes kiddo.
And on top of all this... he just told me to "chill my nips."
it would be nice to just get drunk, not hook up with anyone, and not die this weekend
Were taking his cast off tonite. Need a saw and a gameplan. Meet us at rosies in 30.
That one dude should feel honored if he were to get herpes from you. Fuck that Guy. He is a herpe.
Ok. Here's the plan. Take your hand (whichever is closest), summon all your nerve, and just stick it right down his pants.
I love you.
Then me, her, and her mom snorted tequila. The bartender was in shock.
It was awk he was sittin on a plastic backyard chair in his underwear and high white socks in the dark watching the nuggets game
And then she said "wanna make a vine of me twerking on the wall?"
I Have a huge scrape on my knee and I need a better excuse than dry humping on a park bench...
Ive done some fucked up shit, but last night was the first I have Poured milk on anothers mans face in the shower.
2016 is coming through for me, I'm renaming it the year of great dick
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