Just TALKING to him is better than banging my bf, imagine what actual banging will be like.
better to have posed nude and lost than to never have posed nude at all...thats what i always say
Long labias. Talking about. Too drunk to explain. Tomorrow.
he matches the description of mystery hookup #2, 4, and 7
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haha it staarrted out with just getting drunk then it turned into sports authority. So now im 4th or 5th in line and shit faced. Help me
And next time please put a text between discussing my orgasms and discussing your son - that was weird.
Nice. I ate a jello shot out of a bovine blow up doll's love hole last night
Trial is expected to last a fucking week if I get chosen.
To be fair, you are the kind of person I want to be on the jury when I inevitably end up in front of one.
got into a verbal altercation with Luke Harangoty last night over a table. Called him a cross-eyed fuck and got the table.
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If it's any consolation, I made really strong brownies yesterday and had 3 and then I saw demons
I'll take "things you shouldn't say to a guy you just met in a bar" for 100!
I need to immerse myself in a tub of peroxide to kill whatever traces of him are on me.
I'm only coming over if you have cocaine or a snickers bar
New rule. If he's too busy to put the "H" in "what" then I'm too busy to put his D in me.
Trying to figure out these fractions. I bought 5 fifths of gin last week. Does that mean I have one whole gin? 5/5 = 1, right? You're having to homeschool your kids right now--so ask them.
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