I mean, you're like my second best best friend we're so close I can't believe you'd do that to me
Ok seriously, can we bring back badminton?
We need to have an Itty-Bitty Titty Committee mtg somewhere in the range of 5 minutes to ASAP.
So I have to ask... did I meet your lumberjack expectations? I mean, minus the red flannel and all.
Thank God for loud music. There is a circus in my butt right now.
He's totally hot and awesome. And he's a Democrat
Good, so he won't mind when you kill the baby.
called my therapist. she asked if I was sad bc of m.j.'s death. are ppl that pathetic?
you need more empathy. some people get depressed for reasons OTHER than being a whore.
yeah, but the first step is admitting you have a problem, the next step is kidnapping him
please come home... she's showing me videos of spanish parrots and is telling me about her dead cousin...
Do you think that my Facebook profile picture kinda look like im being raped by a 10 foot polar bear ?
A talk about Arizona woman's rights politics has never turned to sex so quickly before.
I'll always remember you bringing me that pregnancy test in the middle of an ice storm. Best friend ever.
JUST BECAUSE I LIKE TO BE TIED UP AND SPANKED DOESNT MEAN IM GOING TO LIKE TO BE TIED UP AND SPANKED AT WORK
so after 3 days of looking i found the keg...looks like somebody tried burying behind the garage
Next time you decide to post pictures of yourself in your underwear on facebook, please don't tag me as your bulge.. My mom spent 10 minutes looking for me in that picture. I had to tell her I was hiding.
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