This is evicking siegelnvs
Im sorry?
This is fucking ridiculous*
So right when I was pulling her underwear off with my teeth, she told me, "Stick your penis in my 'nanners." Needless to say, there was no penis-'nanner interaction.
I woke up with fried rice in my sweatshirt pocket came downstairs and found all the chicken in the fridge gone. I'm THAT roommate aren't I?
hows the party?
ists fjcssing insceredle
be there in 10
I've never seen a kid turn down a sure thing for a possible handy by a freshmen. You need to re-evaluate.
i figure now that we're number one party school im obligated to black out at least 4 days a week. andddd go.
Ummm Im the uneducated alcoholic of the group... if I say its a bad idea, its probably a bad idea.
KEG. KEG. THE OPERA HAS A KEG. KEG STAND IN A TUX. AFTER PARTY RAVE AND KEG STANDS.
Lmfao I'm not trying to have a pissing contest over acid with my mom.....
I thought you wanted to talk?
What part of "Lets have angry sex" means I want to talk?
We were apparently using marine hand signals to communicate to one another where to meet up in the house to hook up.
Didn't even know I knew marine hand signals.
Made up a full house drinking game
On my way.
Nothing more ironic than raw dogging some random Asian hottie last night and then doing the walk of shame home from her place mixed in with the participants of the AIDS walk
I have vodka and 50 pizza rolls best spring break ever
i told them you weren't like that.. and they laughed at me?
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