So I had sex with him again. He's still got it. Not chlamydia, he got rid of that.
She made me repeat after her: "I take responsibility for what I put in my own mouth."
her last google searches are 'cheap african safari' and 'what does lion taste like'
my ex just saw me in his brothers bed. fuck yes revenge feels good
you know that saying beer then liquer makes you sicker, it should be beer then pickles makes you throw up alot, everywhere.
Are they hot? And are the slutty? These are my concerns for any wedding. You say yes, and yes, I will be your best man
I wore my underwear in the shower just in case i passed out and you had to come in and get me
dude they had a "sorry for partying" wall in their house which consisted if all the hospital bills, tickets, detox receipts and court orders they've gotten. The ENTIRE wall was covered.
The cop was more concerned with the fact I had cowboy boots on with shorts than the fact we were under age
Going to.goingto.gtoing to DIE DIE DIEEEE......i feel like everyeone impotrant in my life like MLK is judging me.... saddd day
you asked my brother if you could eat the cupcake that you found. you were showing him a baked potato
I just find it funny that nobody ever threatens to call the cops on us until we have a Harry Potter party
also I woke up naked and covered in water but nobody can explain that part.
Well I'm a full service fuck buddy so lemme know if I can get you food or water or anything
Taco Bell is giving high school kids free tacos STEAL YOUR BROTHER'S WALLET I'LL BRING THE WEED.
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