What's proper 1 nite stand etiquette?
Say hi to his dad and make him some breakfast.
so how much must it suck for him to know that the penis of his best man has been in his wife's mouth before?
how am i supposed to spank it to a shakira video when she looks like she is doing the robot?
I just gave my patient permission to swallow while pregnant. She was so embarrassed to ask...but her bf was really happy with the answer.
So this shipmate of mine somehow managed to throw up in his back pocket.
so,apparently a side effect from having sex on the beach is now i have a tanline shaped like your sister
i hate you
He walked me home last night across campus while i fed him pasta out of a solo cup at 3 am.
she kept calling me pablo. i just went with it.
One of two things would happen: He'd love it, or you'd get a restraining order.
you're like that jamaican tarat card reading chick... only with herpes
He has an intense fear that my cat will attack his balls while we're fucking
There are rocks in my bed. And dirt all over my face. Explain?
hot buttered vodka was not a success. on any level.
I woke up completely naked with the exception of my leg warmers. Last night must have been interesting.
He called me khaleesi while I rode his dick. He wins
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