i learned of a new sex move called the pterodactyl. 3 guys stand in a row. 1 girl blows the one in the middle while jerking off the other two. kids these days!
Yaeh! Back in our day we had to wait our turn for some party whore to blow us!
well there you go. the average partycunt evolved into megapartycunt just like scientists predicted.
Fiestas. Its like a classier verson of mardi gras.
and you're not allowed to put a penis in you if it's attached to a 26 year old who works at blockbuster
I got head to The Nanny. Officially gay.
Staying in I think. Boyfriend has domesticated me. I'm making eggs naked right now. Also really high.
she is legit wearing a plastic bag around her neck as a necklace. she says it serves two purposes.
I had 800 mg of ibuprofen 2 b vitamins and I'm pounding water like I'm trying to win a hazing
Thanks for putting up with my drunk friend last night. Its all fun and games till someone pukes macaroni under your fridge.
I'm just trying to find the strength to put my bra back on and come inside
saying, "have a good fall!" After fucking a virgin boy is good etiquette, right?
I was alternating between saying "yall need Jesus" and "God bless" the entire night
Nothing showshows the government the middle finger more than spending your tax refund on drugs
His beard looks like it smells like beer, cocaine and old pussy juice
whenever dudes said you had nice tits you'd scream at them "This double push-up bra is full of deceit and lies!"
I’m going to lick a fucking door knob when this shit is all over
Probably Waffle House
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