Brandon just fucked that chick! I tried to warn him but T9 said she had "puppy roses" instead of "pussy sores"
Would it help you get over me if I told you that I had unprotected sex last night?
So i told him he was the 3rd i have ever slept with and then i found out he had actually slept with 5 other girls besides me. And his reply was well your number one on this hand.
Yeah getting kicked out of the bar at 1 pm really set the tone for the day.
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I voted for him because his wife supports his raging sex life.
We got the idea to smoke under his bed because, and I quote, "it'd be just like going camping"
I need to have some sort of hot sex experience in a mask.
She kept grabbing my head and told my faces to stop shaking.. Also, she kept whispering something about seeing flowers in my eyes.
Also, I'm sat on the floor drinking cava because life is just not working for me tonight.
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A boy just offered to come over and help me clean my house. I hope you are more successful than he will be tonight.
You peed all over his floor and had a bottle popped in your ass when you passed out. Don't tell me I'm "still living in my college days"
I did a line of coke with my ex tonight. Talk about memories
you don't need to worry about using proper grammar if you're asking for the size of his dick.
Is that your Nuva ring on the floor? Shit must have gotten crazy
Forget Covid themed costumes. I need one that attracts a quality penis
preferably one with a six figure job and a boat
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