hipster in red sally jessy raphael glasses inside. kick her.
hey can you give me head? jesse told me that you're really good
who is this?
jesse's little brother
If I sit on the seam of my jeans just the right way when the bass hits, this might be my new favorite band.
Only now do I see "not intended for use on skin" warning. Wonderful. But hey, my dick smells like magic marker.
whoever created level 16 on brickbreaker is a dick
shape ups are the best shoes to wear when youre stoned. its like walking on little trampolines every step.
then out of nowhere we heard a voice yell "Fuck that pussy!"
I'm way to drunk for this play. I'm about to run up on stage and drop the main character
I would just watch. I wouldn't even have a boner cuz I would do so much coke. It would just be funny.
Ok so you know that's gonna be legally viewed as kidnapping, right?
I'm thinking blowjobs and wheelchair sex should be part of any post-injury wellness plan.
Hey, it's not my fault that you had a shitty bed frame that couldn't handle the rough sex you're into.
I want to have sex with Will Smith. I guess I have a thing with 90s sitcom stars. Stamos, Joey Lawrence, John Goodman.
They also submitted to my demands for pizza
I need to stop adding people I want to bone on LinkedIn.
..... starting now
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