why cant girls ever use the fly? why do they always have to awkwardly try to pull it over your belt?
walkin home..,.jsut saw the cheshire cat
watch out for the queen of hearts
fuucck i forgot ab her
I acted like I was still sleeping as she gathered her stuff to leave.. that's when she let one rip
They only remember me when they're drunk...I'm like a suppressed memory.
SEE! I KNEW I HAD A LONG-TERM REASON FOR BEING A SLUT!
is it consensual if they're cheered on by a room filled with 30 people?
how do you say happy birthday to the guy that almost got you pregnant? i cant just write the same thing as last year.
nothing like baby laughter to ruin a masturbation moment
Also, I threw up on the playground again. I've honestly had more fun there this past summer than I did in my entire childhood.
do you think if she looks enough like a dude i have to come out to my parents?
I swear they were about to hook up!!
I know because I was in the tub taking an imaginary silent bath. They stopped cuz I gagged on my shot.
ARTHUR IS ON FUCKING NETFLIX THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
For some reason she gave me a handjob. It was all very confusing
All I need is to get out and get laid
Yeah mom sounds like a good idea! Now send that message to the person it was ment for
I'll be an awkward "I've had the grooms penis in my mouth" presence and we can party our nipples off.
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