There was a point where some of my friends attempted 'moi's', which stands for makeout on introduction.
It involved going up to women and very aggressively trying to make out with them upon meeting them
Surprisingly the success rate was exceedingly high
thank you for a lively/lovely evening :)
should have blown me.
He measures volume by how much weed he can put in it and surface area by how many people can have sex in it.
I can hear her moaning. I'm on some random guy's counter. He wanted me to cuddle but I said I didn't know how.
Doing lines of coke with a $100 dollar bill off a 6in x 9in photo of your childhood self really tells you where you where you've gotten in life.
P.S. It's common courtesy to let the girl your banging know if she's about to walk into the same place your girlfriend is at so she can get her poker face ready
Its kind of weird knowing that im only seeing you that day to fuck in some woods
I wish we knew morse code and could knock to each other through the wall
I'm just chillin on the bathroom floor
Haha oh no
The bathroom floor is like my second bedroom on the weekends
I had sex on a sidewalk in downtown Chicago... I don't think I have anymore morals to lose.
I feel like satan and death had a baby that took a shit that replaced my brain.
what food is Colorado known for?
Pot brownies.
my life is like one bad, slutty lifetime movie.
My purse is full of condoms and money.
I like where this is going...
Let's just say I peed the bed last night, and I wasn't in it alone. Whoooops
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