Paul doesn't remember going to the bar and slept on someone's porch...doesn't know whose porch...maybe near Howard U.
South Carolina's governor once cited "moral legitimacy" when he was a congressman voting for President Bill Clinton's impeachment. Karma is a bitch.
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That text made me feel like i signed up for some awesome celeb nude pic reminder
Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
Apparently telling a group of crying girls that it looks like they need a visit from Dr. Phil isn't the best pickup line.
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his genitalia just looks like a thumbs up. a really really small thumbs up.
we found you standing over and eating out of my neighbor's garbage can
Took an impromptu nap on the floor of a starbucks bathroom using my backpack as a pillow. Please tell me you have been this hungover
Aqua-barf. When you are about to puke in the toilet but pass out face first instead...and then puke. WITH YOUR FACE IN THE BOWL. There is no escaping the puke ring you have on your face. I know first hand.
There's a person in my phone named motor boat. I love making new friends.
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She slapped me in the face with a McDouble. Just threw it right at my face while I was driving... That is why we can't bring her out in public.
Ugh I need to clean my floors/walls/ I actually don't understand why boys get drunk and pee on things
Next time one of us has a party everybody has to wear a diaper. But actually you just need a shit ton of disinfectant wipes and maybe a hazmat suit.
I'm gay. Congratulations to whoever had January 2014 in their pool.
Well I either feel like the fat girl or very accomplished because his bed is now broken in three places
i dunno, a lot of my childhood feels like a drugged up fever dream
I forgot to bring soap and all I could find here was body wash. It's like bathing with laundry detergent.
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