My Higher Power is John Stamos
Question: terrible or awesome when a girl give you head so vigorously that you get a hickey of sorts
WTF YOU HAVE A GIRLFRIEND?
Oh yeah that.
Sometimes when I see a shoe on the side of the road, I get a little depressed that I've never partied that hard.
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Just got a blowjob in her closet with two people sleeping outside in the room. I feel like the emperor of college.
It was just a friend comforting a friend. Except his penis was inside of me.
Bro I am trying to have one night stands nothing more, unless she is baking waffles I can eat out of her butthole I am not interested
He was president of his frat and had a clap on disco ball in his room... or course I slept with him
We fucked so hard that when I orgasmed I tore his towel rack off the wall. He was more impressed than mad.
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Shut the fuck up. It's not the end of the world. Now come get your asshole bleached with me or we're not roommates anymore.
Someone snapchat me a pic of you topless laying on the bar with Scotty pouring a bottle of tequila down your throat. IT'S NOT EVEN ELEVEN YET.
School starts next week
you are the root of all my greats nights and my worsts decisions
THIS IS NOT A LAUGHING MATTER, CAITLIN. MY PARENTS ARE FUCKING. LOUDLY.
Bring beers. The password is "I brought beers" but you can't come in if you're a liar
Remembering you have vodka in the freezer gives the same surge of happiness as finding 20 bucks in a coat pocket.
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