Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
GOOD IDEA: Stealing the bike a couple blocks away so I don't have to walk. BAD IDEA: riding bike for the first time in years drunk as hell. I'm bleeding and my body hurts and once again I can't find my car.
My RA tried to compliment my pong tables design after he confiscated it
She started acting like she was actually a deaf person...so I went along with it and acted like her interpreter. I don't think anyone bought it.
These 33 Eskimo Brothers Boinked The Same Person And Couldn’t Be More Proud
This weekend is gunna be a fucking shitshow. I don't even wanna know how many dicks will end up inside of me
I think we should bring back the casual nipple tassel
Who is Katie and why do we have her birthday cake?
I'll be so proud. Like a proud mama bear freeing my slut cub into the wild.
Can you bring home bongs? Like all the bongs. I need bongs
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I shaved last nite, you should see my cock it looks like a beautiful skyscraper
is there a way to say "yea i broke my wrist cause i fell down some stairs while tripping my face off on acid" without actually saying it?
Let's be real. I'm the Usain Bolt of running away after hookups. Fastest (wo)man alive.
I opened my bookbag to put my laptop in and I found two granola bars and a pregnancy test. I am clearly prepared for life
I'm torn between wanting to wear lipstick and wanting to make out with strangers.
Quick I need a sexy way to say "suck your balls"