I just wanted to let you know that if you dont tell me to stop texting i will still keep on trying, you matter to me
restraining order is on its way, crazy bitch
Everytime we come here you have an ex here.
'hiiiigh' is saved in my t9 for a reason
We George Forman grilled some girls phone last night.
being a part time student has turned me into a full time alcoholic.
You know, it's scary to think that someday I might buy a pregnancy test with pride, not at 2am...
I just remember her telling me "Hi, my names Kaissa and I'm a lesbian" over and over and over and over again as I was crying.
Judging that there's a photo of me getting head while sitting on a graveyard tombstone.....not good.
she uses eco-friendly sex toys. she is the literal definition of a hippie.
It started out just like any other night: was watching a Zach Effron movie, drinking tequila out of a water bottle. I don't understand how this got out of hand.
I'm hiding her cosmo magazine. the only sex tip she needs is to not handcuff her boyfriend to her roommates bed and lose the key
Target doesn't accept your signature for your credit card if you draw a dick on the pad. Even of your name is Richard.
Well after last night I am convinced he is real life Tyler Durden. He only exists to me and somehow keeps me out of jail this entire time
I LACK THE NECESSARY BRAIN FUNCTIONS TO BE ABLE TO PROPERLY RESPOND TO THAT
You gotta come over now. He is eating cupcakes while they are still in the foil.
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