Far right against the wall..hiding come find me. dont tell oyhers hahaha
That ginger could cleveland steamer me and it would still be the best day of my life
So after your 27th or so beer, you gave me songs you want to have used if you're ever on intervention.
MTV running anti-sexting commercials is a slap in the face to everything our generation has accomplished.
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I mean nobody wants to admit they ate 9 cans of ravioli but i did and i am not ashamed of myself
I feel like I have two modes: Super fuckin high, or super giddy from caffeine. I have learned to accept this.
I just remembered something. Did we really all flash the cab driver to get half off?
If I get to the point of singing Man of Constant Sorrow then please god let me do it, record it, then cut me off.
You aren't going to like my movie choice because it's a Disney movie, but I am cordially inviting you to the couch for blowjobs.
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I'm gonna call it the Reunion Tour. Hooked up with two different ex girlfriends in one day...
nm just hungover. watching movies and roasting marshmallows in bed, over a candle to avoid life
Nothing kills the mood quicker than kneeing him in the face during sex
You kept hiding under tables and grabbing people's legs and shouting SHARK ATTACK.
I've never said "lesbians" so many times in a short response answer
Why are you hurting?
Tried to drink all the beer in Nashville last night....failed.
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