lol you are funny thanks bro I'll take you to a strip club
I don't wanna go to a strip club I'd rather get my boobs free or earn them from a series of good deeds
Ha! What's wrong with that? Hard work deserves compensation. I accept cash, checks, and boobies!
So i told him he was the 3rd i have ever slept with and then i found out he had actually slept with 5 other girls besides me. And his reply was well your number one on this hand.
How many bratwuest were you able to fit in your mouth at one time? It's me, Hans.
All I remember is apologizing to his sister for being a bad influence while I was throwing up into a big gulp cup.
Everything is fine now . The coast guard said we just can't take the inflatable trampling out past the break way anymore
Not sure why I sent you a picture of a black bear last night but it seemed like a good idea at the time.
The amount I want to die right now is not proportionate to the level of fun I had last night. Not fair.
I put the condom across her upper lip. It was like a mustache of a job well done.
your fridge is broken, your sock drawer is full of snow, and you flipped off the whole stadium on the big screen. I'd say it went well.
I'm sorry but you're choosing a girl that faked a pregnancy when you wouldn't return her calls over a more attractive sane girl who you begged for a chance with last week? God you're a loser.
I just threw in a dip with a guy that superglued his fake tooth back in today. My life is complete.
don't do it for the experience, do it for the story. now get your ass in that bedroom
I don't give a shit if you judge. This isn't about you or anyone else. This is about me and my chicken tenders.
You are not the cause of late onset lesbianism.
it doesn't matter what you do now, you will forever be known as the girl who fell off the roof
nooooo! we need to brain storm. I need rebranding....what if I start always showing up with my cat or a wacky hat?
try again roofio
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