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• (731): View more from Tennessee

  I just ate 10 fun sized 3 musakteers.. I'm pretty sure I'm about to start my period.

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  Talk to you next week

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• (817): View more from Texas

  Thong +tight pants =hungry butt. Not a good look on big women! Walmart sucks.

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• (541): View more from Oregon

  im sitting at a bagel shop wearing a princess crown hungover and have a sweater that is not mine.

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• (646): View more from New York

  I'm constantly one strobe light away from an E flashback

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• (778): View more from British Columbia

  Keeping my bail papers as a souvenir from when I was arrested. Too weird?

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• (205): View more from Alabama

  Last night must have been awesome, my dog still smells like vomit.

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• (774): View more from Massachusetts

  Do you think we're allowed to sign male strippers into the building with a valid id?

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• (775): View more from Nevada

  I would like to apologize for asking to take advantage of you, wishing you a horny Hanukkah and whatever "abd ethw prnym to mzbe yur penis cna be friends" means.

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• (248): View more from Michigan

  Apparently she buried shit in the snow back in January and now that it's melted I found a flip flop, 4 spoons, a bottle of smirnoff, and 14 different candy bars

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• (714): View more from California

  I'm thinking about wearing a strap-on just to freak him out the next time he pulls my pants off.

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• (336): View more from North Carolina

  Every time he asks me if I'm horny I'm just like come on...stupid question

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• (727): View more from Florida

  Mmhmmm. I have a list of drunk achievement that is almost as long as my list of stoned achievements

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• (775): View more from Nevada

  New guy at work just gave me a Percocet for my headache. Officially best friends

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• (847): View more from Illinois

  Signs of a stoner: trying everything in your fridge topped with peanut butter to seek satisfaction.

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• (860): View more from Connecticut

  I HAVE A STRAIGHT LINE ACROSS MY ASS ABOUT THE WIDTH OF A SLIM JIM. ERICA!

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