Texts From Last Night · Random Texts

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(812): View more from Indiana

just saw my sister at the strip club... dont think she's "taking a night class over the summer"

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(641): View more from Iowa

My mom woke me up in a bubble bath this morning.

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(941): View more from Florida

sitting on my lesbian neighbors couch, sexting, & eating a burrito.. that single

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(610): View more from Pennsylvania

Wheres my "thanks for using birth control effectively and not contributing to the downfall of society" card.

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(619): View more from California

Be still, my beating vagina.

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(323): View more from California

It's gotten to the point that the dirty talk in my head when I touch myself has your accent

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(609): View more from New Jersey

Oh and in case you were wondering it is not a good idea to eat weed brownies and then go out to the bar. When I got off the bar stool my high had just hit me and I felt like Bambi taking his first steps

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(843): View more from South Carolina

That's totally the Emoji for "just ran into some girl who knows I know she had an abortion"

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(716): View more from New York

Then he said,"I love you like a sister I like to have sex with."

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