Is it normal to miss your booty call?
sooo how much is appropriate to spend on a vibrator? what if it is really legit looking?
love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
i also saw a trio of peacocks walking along a sidewalk in hollywood today. i really hope im not tripping.
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I have the worst farts today, I'm walking by the cubicles of people I don't like and leaving them surprises. Brb.
When I stretch out her lips her vagina looks like a dolphin...this birthmark is awesome
No dude trust me, just go a strip club at their busiest hours and pick the ugliest chick. Guaranteed she blows you for under 20$, the record stands at $7.67 and a pen from Bank of America,
well shes beginning to earn a reputation as "the girl who tries to bone her hook ups in the ass with a pickle"
So to distract myself from jackies vomiting, im making up a story in my head. It's called the little penis that could
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And by go well you mean everyone's hammered right?
Yupp. And someone's bleeding
God, you're amazing. I just want to hang out with you in the nude and watch Monty Python movies whilst we quip about how comedians just aren't as funny anymore.
Credit for originality. Points off for a mild to moderate creepy factor.
I'm at the bar, forgot my pants. Everyone's over reacting
She looks like a Midwestern news anchor that got fired so she has done nothing but eat for the past 6 months.
i rearranged my furniture so i could masturbate in the sun. how's that for spring cleaning?
looked up people from my old yearbooks. 3 ex boyfriends are gay. im getting drunk now.