im officially scared..,i finally realized who my boyfriend reminds me of! spencer pratt
he kept his composure pretty well until he puked on the cop car
On the airplane today the pilot actually said "Ladies and gentlemen I'm sorry for the delay. But I know all of you have problems, and so do we..."
If that really is brett favre's penis, no wonder she ignored his calls
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Very nice. It looks like a Fisher-Price My First Dildo, but still very nice.
yeah, i found the sharpie that everyone use to sign my tits last night. its dead.
i had a threesome. one of the guys used to bully me in high school too for being gay.
I asked him why I was having sex with him in the middle of having sex. It was sufficiently awkward.
Got it in all night, now at a bar at 730 am and we are the only two people here. Somewhere my mid twenties father is applauding me.
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I'm not sure what step "make amends" is, but my phone is on
It's whatever. I just want to see his dick again
So what your saying is I can use her desperation to my advantage. Fuck, this must be how pretty girls feel.
My feelings for him are donzo molonzo but I can't turn down a pierced penis...
Stay away a while longer.
Still not sure if they're cops or strippers.
Oh you know just explaining sexual consent to a drunk 80 year old man. How is this my life?