Really? You have stories that rival having a threesome with the two best friends of the guy your kinda seeing? Thats impressive.
woke up to moans and hushed"we can't do this with him in here." hope they had a good time
Please stop bringing your one night stands to Sunday brunch.
My dad is drinking wine out of a measuring cup. This explains so much.
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i was mezmorized. she was the most beautiful girl that looked like a boy i ever seen
I can feel my moral fiber fraying.
She sat on the toilet backwards so that she could hold onto the back part for balance. No she's not ready to go home.
Ughhh I can't remember the last time "time fell back or springed forward" and I wasn't at the bar to argue about it :(
ask me again when I'm sobewr aka tuesday
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Drunk yoga at 11 am turned into me sitting on the couch making fun of the girl in the instructional video. By the way, what the fuck is a third eye?
I feel like my dick pic collection should be archived at the Smithsonian
what better to celebrate not being pregnant than to eat a bowl full of rum soaked pineapples?
You danced?!
I just jiggle to the beat like a sexy lava lamp
I got so drunk last night I took a ice bath with my mother in law
There is a french fry attached to my steering wheel and a note that says "eat me yum yum" can you explain this?
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