Not only do prius' look terrible they are terrible to have sex in
I rubbed one out into an envelope and mailed it to her. Game point, I win.
I'm sorry but all I really read was "my nipples will get hard."
the way i see it, im about one adderall binge away from graduating
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One of us needs to be functional tomorrow and it won't be me. I'm drinking liquor out of a fishbowl.
who put toothpaste on EVERY doorknob in my house?!
Fixing to yell "you're too hot for her" at a Gerard butler look alike. There is absolutely no way this is going to end well...
There's a guy in here whose face looks like it would be perfect between my legs.
Guess who won a bet and gets to name it Optimus prime if it's a boy
Nevermind. Totally worth it.
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I just tried on my "outfit" for tonight and I should just wear sweatpants and a sign on my face that says I like it in the ass. That would be more comfortable
I'm sitting with my parents watching football and moaned when I saw his shirtless picture. They looked at me weird so I had to turn the moan into a laugh. A sad, really horny laugh.
not now. havin a heart to heart with drunk fred flinstone
Man. Apparently I blacked out between the 4th margarita and my air mattress. Asleep in my jeans at 10pm. Mom outdrank me again.
The best part of Easter was watching all his colorblind cousins try to find the eggs.
It's finals week and I'm halfway done with this bag of wine and don't plan on stopping. Say goodbye to my GPA
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