and that's how I found out my dad doesn't believe in towels... holiday magic.
Just found pics of us from Mardi Gras last year. Your boob job really is better than mine.
we hotboxed my bathroom. with nine people and two dogs.
Attn: you have now used your free, one time admission to pleasure town. Thank you for visiting I hope you enjoyed your trip. All future trips to P.T. Will cost you full admission price. We have different pricing plans to accommodate different situations, and remember it is more of a bartering system than a set price. Your patronage is always welcomed and once again thank you for visiting and have a fantastic evening.
When one is stoned and browsing online dating profiles all men sound like serial killers.
Last time i was there we saw the window of the pizza place we were at get busted, we were pulled out of a taxi to be questioned by the cops, and we peed outside a waffle house. I'm in.
Fucken Tweens. They smelled like cotton candy and hand jobs my nostrils were offended.
Seriously how many times do I have to sleep with him before he stops calling me dude
That sad moment when you flush your Molly down the toilet at the airport & watch your vacation slowly end..
I DONT UNDERSTAND NIPPLES. THEY JUST POP OUT FOR NO REASON
Well somebody's had a rough day, nipple-wise
Woke up with a text saying "when I get to see them titties again lil ma??" With 8 beads around my neck & an empty bottle of vodka in my arms.
I wound up running down the street in 12 degree weather in just my bra and then fell asleep cuddling my bottle. You tell me how last night went.
He literally cried into his tacos and screamed fuck bitches. Don't know if it was the best, or the worst hook up, ever.
Just drink your champagne out of a trophy like a fuckin winner
WTF DOES CAROLINE HAVE GLASS IN HER FACE
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