So I think we're almost at the age where we should start calling boys men. Now what age do they start living up to the new title?
Most never. Some around 65.
She has a concussion we think. Dancing to barbie girl.
I found a dealer that takes plastic. I'm so in trouble.
I am spending my work day planning my weekend drinking schedule
I like how the only thing you spelled correctly is "i'm tequila"
we had to stop you from eating moldy cake.. twice.
Is it weird that out of everything, Im most worried about chipping a tooth on his prince albert?
What I'm trying to say is, that time you chained me to my dresser and made me beg for it was incredibly romantic.
Don't linger or you will get sucked into spending the night. Remember the mission mantra: GET OFF
So the woman who sold us weed at the park is pregnant. With another small child. And the basket she used to carry the joints is decorated with Barney stickers.
She's like a yuppie Nancy Botwin. She just gets better and better.
I'm out of milk so I'm dunking my Oreos in Bailey's; this is my life now.
No, I found out he was gay when I walked in on him blowing the guy from the dorm room next to ours.
Sara can't come to the phone right now. She's currently having an in-depth conversation with a flower pot.
So our night ended with 6 cruisers, a fire truck, and an ambulance. Also, lots of blood. How was yours?
I just talked comic books with a cop. We high-fived as he was running my name.
Proud of you.
We discussed the legality of being a vigilante. I won.
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