You are not answering and I think it is because you spent 80 dollars worth of drinks on you hot cousin.
she had a my little ponys comforter. i left when she went to the bathroom
i think our first tip to leave should have been when we saw the drinks were coming out of a gas can
so she bought me lunch gave me a blowie then paid for the gas since I drove... I think there's a catch but I'm gonna run with it
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We tried to get a ride from the same firefigters that were turning off the fire alarm going off at our house.
i just found out the cashier has a picture of my junk in her phone.
My fingers feel amazing. Their going like 100 MPH!!
HOLY SHIT. SHIT THAT IS HOLY. HOLY OF THE SHIT.
I really just want to stuff him in my purse, take him home, feed him pudding or applesauce and brush his hair. That's not creepy, right?
And now thanks to shrooms we all got a terrifying glimpse of what goes on in his head. I will not say I didn't see it coming when it turns out he made a suit out of people's skin
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Dammit labor day drinking cancelled due to 3 inch long table saw cut to palm
It happened again.
What?
I lost in a drinking contest with my 84 year old grandmother. Two years in a row now.
There are condoms rolled onto each bunny ear of the ears I was wearing last night
I can't hang out with this penis. I'll start thinking I like the person it belongs to.
I woke up with leftover chocolate syrup on my nipples. WTF happened last night??
Just hit on a girl with the line, "You look like Natalie Portman if she did drugs". Strike 1
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