I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
I didn't slap you in the face. TEQUILA slapped you with my hand...
i went to disney world today with my friends, met snow white, then saw her later at a bar. she is naked next to me in her bed, passwed out. when you wish upon a star...
Random 1st period thought: do you think she could put "had a threesome" on her resume?
he has cookie breath... dont trust fat people.
My professor just used "labia" and "numchucks" in the same sentence. I am dying.
hickory dickory dock, please dont tell me about your cock
"Guy Time" translaed into 10 shots apiece and me waking up covered in my own blood.
Getting day drunk before work is perfectly acceptable when its 99 cent margaritas.
I'm hungover laying in my moms bed watching Space Jam.. Adult Life..
I hate how much more visible my vomit is on snow, I need a winter vomit bush
Quote from doctor, "that is a VERY angry vagina".
I'm fucked.
Saw a thong on the yellow lines of the street when I left this morning, are they yours by any chance?
He literally ejaculated and I hit Uber
you'll kiss me after i give you a blowjob but you wont kiss me after I eat apple sauce? am I the only one who sees something wrong with this?
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