So...we accidentally left a bag of puke in your sister's room. Heads up.
Just had to open a tuna can with a spoon. Gave me a sense of hunting for my own food.
Are they hot? And are the slutty? These are my concerns for any wedding. You say yes, and yes, I will be your best man
First night in the new apartment. There are 12 people here i don't know, Tequila, and a crying girl locked in our bathroom. I think the apartment christening is complete.
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I don't know but the stairs are covered in apples
I'm sorry I drunk dialed you before realizing that you were already in bed with me.
And we just chatted casually as i peed on the floor and she peed in the toilet
I went through his pics. Will you go with me to get tested?
Why did you fed-x me a peanut butter sandwich?
It seemed like the thing to do. There's popcorn on it too.
STOP smoking sooo much weed. Damn
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while i am personally glad that we met...i feel like for society as a whole it was a bad thing
We are in Florida for 3 days. The people in charge of shit brought: a waffle maker, a cheese grater and a SEWING MACHINE
AND NO VODKA
so hungover i had to get off the train to puke, rallied and went to work. not sure if that's an adulting win or fail
I have alotted at least an hour for ugly crying.
Will u make me a "6 month anniversary of being single" cake??? I wanna celebrate
I woke up in my bed with candy and beer bottles all around me and i dont know where any of it came from. I love valentines day.
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