never have i ever had a craving for dick this badly
I saw a penis in my cereal this morning. do you think my cheerios are like professor trelawney's tea leaves?
one can only hope.
I just punched cris angel in the balls. I have photos.
Nicole wore just a belt and her pedometer and hopped on top of me last night. She "walked" 822 steps before we finished.
New charity walk idea!
I just remembered how awesome your handjobs were in 7th grade, you were a true champ, thank you
Thanks for the ave Maria song you left on my phone that lasted for TEN minutes.
I got pulled into the conversation by "she sleeps with everybody" then "she" involved sleeping with "cocks the size of a viva burrito"
come over. We can flirt with the criteria for substance abuse and talk about our daddy issues
Apparently asking your girlfriends roommate for a hand job when u craw into the wrong bed after a bottle of rum is "bad form".
I'm using her Instagram as a way to know where in town she is so I can avoid her lol
AND HOLY SHIT FLUBBER IS ON NETFLIX
you were acting out moves from the wwe, in a dress. then you sceamed "you can't see me" and ran out of the apt.
Just imagine a dick squawking like a parrot
I'm peeing on your house...you up?
im having flashbacks to my time in a waffle cult composed of 9 to 14 year olds
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