Gte hit a new low, I took a poopnap, passed out mid poop on the toilet.
I haven't gotten laid in forever. I'm obsessed. I imagine I this is how Ethopians feel about food.
dude 8 am is too early to start pregaming for new years eve
clearly you are not from wisconsin
Thanks for feeding me more tequila shots to prevent me from trying to fight her last night. Horrible logic? Yes, but you are the best friend ever
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she peed. on the sidewalk. it is 2 pm. Help.
I feel like I had eight dicks in my mouth
I have got to stop getting laid on my lunch breaks. I AM SO HUNGRY RIGHT NOW.
I can't believe you're trying to guilt me into a blow j because a tornado made you homeless.
Is it working?
I wonder what acid is like for a blind person... Can we find this out?
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I hate him. I fucked every one of his friends AND his fat brother and he still won't break up with me.
Someone sharpied "COCK HUNGRY" on my butt cheeks last night. When the fuck did I have my ass out?
I CAN FEEL MY HEART BEATING MY WHOLE BODY
What happened to fro yo and sex?
how do you say “i know we haven’t hung out in a month, but i gave myself an amazing orgasm to your picture the other day” without coming on too strong
She was gone when I unblacked out, but she had nailed her panties to the wall and wrote “Colleen’s Dick”with a sharpie on the wall. No idea where she got a hammer and nail
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