After I talked about my ex for about twenty minutes, she just listened, sluts are so understanding
the third sister isn't as attractive as the other two but I will do her anyway to finally pull off the fabled family hat trick.
His uber religious wife caught us having anal sex in their bed..... she called us sodomites. Can you even be a sodomite if you're a girl?
You're not a sodomite. You're a whore. Tell her to get the insults right. Did she try to save you with Jesus?
She said she'd pray for me. Man, if I had just caught my husband balls deep in some ho, I'd say fuck the praying and kick her ass.
The guy at McDonald's just told us there is no flash photography allowed.
i wiped a booger on my final. end of semester present.
If she wants to think that freshman 15 means sleeping with 15 guys than so be it I just gotta make sure I'm one of them.
You know, I had the money for a pregnancy test, but at the time, tacos were more important.
Its 6:30 and I'm shotguning a busch ice while taking a shit. Outlook for work today: interesting
I hope you realize, I'm counting on you as my wingman next semester. It's your turn to advertise another man's penis. I did my tour all freshman year.
I wish you were awake and high the same times I was awake and high. And also in the same state. So we can fuck passionately.
he's just got his life so together and it makes my pussy wet.
You woke us up at 9:15 am still in your toga from last night saying "welcome to my house party...party". You had already filled up the pong cups with yaager/fireball and ordered a chicken platter... Who even delivered that that early???
11/10 would buy him a McLobster
I thought you died. Don't forget it's burger night.
Is it immoral to trade sex for the use of his laundry room?
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