I saw her while sober, and she is definately cut off from the penis ride
dude im at a party with a bunch of 17 year old gilrs this is awesome
no its not leave
i perioded on his leg
on. his. leg.
It was the first time I had seen his penis when it wasnt hard. It just looked so vulnerable and a little bit depressed.
its totally unfair that im just as ill-prepared as a 16 year old but there's no tv show for 25 and pregnant.
OMG. if college stays like this, theres no way i wont be pregnant by first semester
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The mystery gender stripper never showed up with that party burrito last night.
okay just a general question, but if i got arrested, who here would bail me out. this is important.
From scraping the remnants from a coke bag at a lingerie party to meeting with an 80 year old man to discuss civil rights all in under 12 hours bizarrely feels like the epitome of my life
If by date you mean washing Pizza house down with a bottle of wine, then yes I have a date.
I think he's only dating me for my ass...
I can handle him. I'm made of spite and hot wings.
This is very awkward but where is my dildo, Mom
I think drunk me saved him in my phone as "beautiful man" to play a joke on sober me
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