so that girl updated her facebook status as "had the worst night ever last night"
um, i could be wrong but i think it might've had something to do with mark drunkenly screaming about her unibrow right in front of her
Just passed a sign for an "adult food and fuel superstore". Wtf does that even mean?
im not sure but a few things come to mind which just makes me giggle
Guys should not giggle. Ever.
It's a sad day when you have to slightly move your fupa to shave.
Good morning! Spongebob is on channel 257 when you wake up. Help yourself to breakfast. You were great last night. See you when i get back.
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Does anyone know why "math wizard" is written on my arm?
Think of this as an opportunity. Like Jesus just opened up his closet, and inside is an endless supply of huge, beautiful cock.
I'd like to bring you 40 virgins and treasure chests of gold to make you feel better
So the bartender from Applebees totally looks like he would take his clothes off for $40
I like how you possess the gift that turns normal guys into strippers
Almost just stuck my dick in my bong for no reason
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Hella random but just hear me out...A bar that is a petting zoo. Bitches love petting zoos.
I couldn't read the menu. I ordered the first thing I was able to read. Don't think I ate anything. Left $20 on the table.
CALL ME OLD FASHIONED BUT PEE IS FOR TOILETS
I am literally this close to screaming out my window if anyone nearby was down to fuck. I am too damn horny.
Wish me luck on my new penis adventure
They say you need two forms of ID, but in reality 1 nice set of tits works every time
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