i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
Since when does a beard not count as proof of age at the liquor store?
dont call me baby and dont touch my ears. ITS ALL I ASK
Recently successful and happy relationships are at an all time high now that you are no longer fucking so many peoples girlfriends. You alone have changed the mating patterns in the lower half of our county.
You need to stop relating my life to your schoolwork. But tell my girlfriend that she'd be proud.
I'm off the liquor
You're forefathers are ashamed of you. They didn't struggle to make it to America so that you could become a soft dick
Just got attacked by a family of raccoons, I have the worst luck.
I don't really want to have sex with him, I'd just want him in a threesome. Does that make sense?
WHAT THE FUCK JASON, WHY IS THERE A FREE BLOW JOBS BY LISA SIGN IN MY FRONT LAWN WITH MY PHONE NUMBER ON IT?! PEOPLE ARE PULLING INTO MY DRIVEWAY!
Explain the King Dong next to my face.
Wait is this black Chris #1, cocaine Chris, or gay Chris?
No this is saxophone Chris
I could fuck to npr.
In honor of Super Tuesday, we should have the sex tonight.
In any case. I fucked a married couple recently. Know what a straight person would've done there? Been super weirded out by 1/3 of the genitals there, that's what.
ya figured it'd be nice to explore the mythical world of sober sex i've heard so much about
i've often wondered how it works
just went home with a guy that made fun of me in elementary school. this blow job is not going well for him.
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