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that kid is like the al gore of hollywood.
I was just standing there and then BOOM! She was attacking my face with her mouth.
I don't get it, man. She treated me like a sexual predator but treated you like a piece of meat.
I miss him.. What the hell did I get myself in to? I guess it will get better with time.
No. Just liquor. Time's no good.
i get tired of guys telling me there married or they have a girlfriend. they act like it concerns or matters to me
The last shot i remember taking was toasted to "love, sex, and magic". Needless to say I was 0 for 3 on that toast for the night.
You insisted on take shots off of plates.
Nothing is more important than the last pool party of the season. Call in sick or gay or something.
Thats not how it works. You get the Rachel, and then Rachel kicks you out. Don't linger or try to cuddle, its just pathetic and makes me look down on you and your penis
Has anyone ever told you you're majestic like a sea turtle when you fuck?
And your cock privileges have been revoked.
its amazing there are so many photos of me and him separately, since most of that party time was spent sneaking away to fuck upstairs...
Either I'm too drunk or she gave me a hand job to the rhythm of jingle bells.
So Doritos and vodka was obviously not as good an idea as I thought at the time.
but we were going camping. it only made sense to bring the 6 ft bong
I just farted so loud someone came to check on me. Thought something fell in my office.
My party ended early and I have a mountain of shrimp and weed
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