Jon just got arrested by the quesadilla police
What?!?
What I actually meant, is I had a quesadilla, and Jon got arrested by the real police
Its about making memories worth repressing
Awkward medical moment of the day: A very obese girl with a disorder that literally makes her hit herself punched herself in the face. Literally. While screaming 'MCDONALDS MONEY'. Right. Beside. Me.
Slugs feel like vagina... thought you would want to know
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hey got me stoned for the first time when i was 14. there is no bond stronger
oh god was she eating orange peels again
Are my feet made of real feet?
I feel like wearing underwear would just be poor planning
Lemme guess, I was the one completely shit faced making out with the 50 year old...
LOL, wrong number bro. Good luck trying to figure out what happened though..
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Theme for your birthday? Beer olympics in S&M costumes? Sounds like a nice little saturday
she shotgunned a can of v8, threw the can on the ground and said, "fuck bitches get money" then passed out on the spot
You're never the same once you're dry humped on the frat house floor
I saw your dick pic and thought there goes the last thread of my heterosexuality.
"He's not as cute as he was last week" and "I'm not as drunk as I was last week" are basically the same sentence.
You made noises. And kept meowing. I have a twenty minute phone call to prove it.
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