ok 1 i realized people actually live in central wisconsin and 2 culvers could be a good place to pick up chicks today
i'm reaslly not drunk enough to wtch the fat lesbian on my floor brng another fat lesbian dressed up as a bloody nurse into her room at 2am
it was a 10 min screaming orgasm. i don't care that you were next door and didn't appreciate all the noise.
I feel like we had some profound moment last night, but I can't really recall much past your ass turning up the volume on the radio.
You better wipe the dick of your lips before you come smoke this blunt.
Just finished my quantum homework in ladies room writing with eyeliner. I am the party/physics champion.
His dad gives me dirty looks whenever I come over though. I think it's because I eat his food and have sex with his son.
I could not handle jail. And my very angry parents.
ITS THE FIRST FRIDAY NIGJT AFTER MOVING IN WITH THE NEW ROOMIE AND I ACTUALLY JIST RIPPED MY TAMPON OUT AND THREW IT IN THE NEIGHBORS YARD WERE GOINF ON THE BOAT AND SLEPEING IN HIS AMBULANCE GOODNIGHT
Pregnancy has ruined porn for me. I can't watch a hot chick get it on without being jealous of her perfectly waxed shit. I can't even see my shit.
I HAD SEX WITH COLBY AND HIS FIVE YEAR PLAN IS TO STEAL A REALLY EXPENSIVE PAINTING AND ASKED ME IF ID BE INTO HELPING HIM AND I WOKE UP IN HIS BED TO A WOMANS TUBE TOP NEXT TO ME
OMG I DIDNT READ THAT TEXT CAREFULLY CAUSE I'M ON THE DEVILS LETTUCE & I THREATENED TO PUNCH A CHILD OMG I'M SO SORRY
At least he uses his lack of impulse control for chaotic good instead of chaotic evil
Nah, we’re just sitting around talking about different kinds of boners
I walked in the kitchen and heard her saying "We could have been so good together" as she caressed an egg with her cheek.
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