Thats cool. we found a cat INSIDE a coke machine.
My friend is getting herself a tramp stamp that says "property of the half blood prince".
The only thing i was looking forward to on 4th of july was the google logo and they let me down. That and beer, lots and lots of beer
I wish I had a "puke in your car" emoticon
They're not that bad of drunks, they come back to the vehicle with more stuff than they went in with, so its a profitable venture.
She is still a psychotic unstable bitch, and is therefore PERFECT drinking game fodder
Good news. I heard back from the doctor and I don't have a liver problem.
...yet.
I woke up in my own bed clutching a key to a Ramada in another state.
PLEASE DON'T BE HEARTLESS COME AND GET ME FROM THE BAR I'M HIGH AS SHIT AND I LOST MY SHOES
Omg how many tall cans is too many tall cans for 1 pm
Happy Birhtday!
Dad, it's 3am and it's not my birthday... wherever you are, go home
Had to snap chat three different people to ask who left the bite mark on my thigh. All three said "Wasn't me". Now I can't wear a bathing suit to my mom's pool.
At first it will make you think "how is this physically possible?" and then it will ruin an entire food group for you.
I don't want a big night. But I am okay if we wake up in a penthouse at Crown Casino.
Hhhaaa He said Peanutburter disinfect lol. Like peanut butter can disinfect stuff. None of those guys are safe
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