i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
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he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
I think I gave almost everyone at that party the clap last night
dude i woke up to 20 missed calls from you, 3 from a blocked number and had 13 voicemails that all said "send me a picture of your tits."
so im guessing thats a no.....
How could you not be happy? Its like "and then I found 5 dollars" but "and then I found a handle of vodka"
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Great News, you CAN smoke bowls with a magnifying glass
My night sucks. It's really hard to masturbate with a broken finger.
I was in a house full of lesbians and they were all staring at me. I felt like the last cresent roll on Thanksgiving.
it is a dangerous dangerous place where morals and dignity go to die and all your fantasies about men become reality.
Sometimes I really think that if... When your stoned you have a catlike ability to just relax in any position
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I just woke up ass naked on top of all my sheets, with no blinds in my room because i used them as togas, my back is killing me, im covered in sharpie, i have no memory of last night, and im pretty sure im still drunk. I consider the night a success
She's lucky her pussy is worth listening to her ramble about bedroom furniture for 30 minutes
I've had sex to the movie Tommy Boy too many times to be acceptable.
this is honestly why we're friends. we drink tea and plan to do drugs together.
I just set my mike's hard down and didn't want it to spill, so I held my finger up and told it to shoosh. I'm drunk.
God, I missed his penis.
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