Say my name once during sex just to fuck with her. Like when it gets rough.
he actually used the line "do you have a map, because i'm lost in your eyes" and i was to drunk to care
i tried to hook up with a mom and then her husband came with num chucks
she requested me as her brother on facebook.... biggest. letdown. ever.
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is it consensual if they're cheered on by a room filled with 30 people?
i licked the inside of a toilet bowl for $14. i really can't talk about my night.
I had to take the fire extinguisher from him. He was just sitting on the floor petting it.
In hindsight, the torn ligament in my knee is probably the fault of the ginbucket and jager bombs starting at 3pm. I guess I'll stop blaming it on you.
Please root for the ravens. I now have oral sex riding on this and it's been sooooo long
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Want to FaceTime and watch me finish this bagel?
I just stole some rubbers from the girl I stayed with last night so I can use them on a different girl today..
Well I'm in a stranger's bed.
Gotta leave to watch the Lions
we need to make pact to not cut each other's hair on coke and whiskey nights.
While I agree, I dont think thats realistically possible
You yelled "Shame!" like you were that bitch from Game of Thrones and then hit my balls full force with your sports bra
I am in the parking lot of CVS in Auburn. I think a truck full of Plan B and regret just arrived.
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