So I'm at the Chevron by your house. I need a condom and a couch.
Together?
Preferably.
all I remember was being half naked drinking water on my hands and knees from her dogs water bowl.
found an empty one..2nd door on the right...i'm already naked.
I opened my browser to a doctor page titled "serious pain under left side of ribcage". Last night must have been healthy.
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5 Four Lokos being cheaper than a case should be illegal.
it was not a walk of shame, it was a ferry ride of shame, and i'm not ashamed, so technically it was just an early morning ferry ride. wearing yesterday's clothing
and semen
I mean, I'm twenty four years old and I've never paid for my own drink. You can't say that any of your ex girlfriends boobs are THAT great.
Cops on bikes. I think I can outrun them.
I woke up and discovered I gave new meaning to the term "pizza pockets" yes it's exactly like it sounds like
we should definitely drink gin again. soon.
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Ever since we've gotten back together, it's like the ghosts of booty call's past have been hitting me up. Lol.
at first i said "no rollerblading if I'm going to be drunk," but we all know how that went
Yeah. I found my shirt from last night while walking back to the bar to get my purse/phone this morning. I'm never going to even ask what actually happened. Be glad you moved 7 states away.
I just wanted a bootycall and now somehow I'm at his parents playing dominoes. But they have tequila so it's cool
She's walking down the sidewalk with a notebook, a pencil, and a box of cheez its while yelling profanities at small animals.... I'm going 2 ask her where she was before this.
the gnome is staring at me and the pineapple is wearing shorts. I don't want to do this anymore.
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