i don't know how boys match. i think shoes & belt are the only thing. it doesn't matter. i just know if they look stupid.
weddingsv make me drug and hornr
Dude I wish you were here. I'm innthe back seat and it looks like outer space and everything feels like rice. idk. wtf.
flashcards smell like vodka and my textbook is in the toilet. ready for the final
I walked in on him shirtless licking the mirror while talking to his reflection. So yes, I definitely want to do shrooms the next time you get them.
Just witnessed a circumcision at clinical. i suddenly feel a sense of reconciliation over every guy who's done me dirty...
I literally might walk of shame home on a cable car. If that doesn't scream San Francisco I don't know what does
Apparently someone switched my cash for monopoly money after midnight so I couldn't get any more drinks at the bar
You know you gotta reevaluate your life when the first thought that comes to mind after you wake up is 'at least I'm still alive'
I told him he wasn't aloud to one word text me. Unless that one word was threesome
It's that time of night again when I start to think I'm really funny, but no one else is as drunk as I am so they all start avoiding me.
OUR DIABOLICAL SLUT PLAN HATH COMMENCED!
That's the 2nd med student that has had his tongue in my butthole, what gives.
In the last 3 weeks my drunken adventures have caused me to lose 2 credit cards, one debit card, a bracelet, two purses, and my $500 phone... Maybe i should quit drinking.
as a self proclaimed hoe im ok with a lotta things but that is not fucking one of them
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