either fucking kiss her or kick her ass to the curb. Either way I can hear everything you are saying
im officially scared..,i finally realized who my boyfriend reminds me of! spencer pratt
I can't remember last night. I must have yelled at your girlfriend til she cried again.
Yup.
I found out he doesn't have a facebook, twitter, or myspace. So, I'm going to actually go to his house to spy on him.
We owe the rent and you're unemployed...you're in no financial position to flirt with cocaine addiction.
Pre-order weed for 4/20 and i'll give you a discount.
Sitting at a bar next to a guy wearing sunglasses drinking a pitcher by himself and having an argument with himself over if journey is more ballin than kiss. Feel better about myself.
it took me 2 minutes to realize that it wasn't HER hand on my penis. First, and worst threesome ever..
Went from beach to class to bar all while wearing my swimsuit as pants. Clearly I'm dressed for success.
Your lack of great college experience of margaritas and foam parties scares me
Note to self: don't practice nerdy white girl dance choreography in the company bathrooms no matter how nice the huge mirrors and lighting are.
I bought the restaurant a boat airhorn to wake up sleeping employees.
I love you
Sometimes having a penis is like having a really stupid drunk best friend. You see it doing dumb shit but you're just not the one in charge.
well ya only live once...
that cant be your answer for every horrible thing you do
When I came she triumphantly exclaimed, "MUAHAHA VICTORY IS MINE!"
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