I only make drug deals in a British accent. It's my way of making sure it doesn't get too sketch.
hey boys, thanks for all the pictures of your dick you took with my camera last night...they were really nice to stumble upon while reliving my night in the breakroom today at work
This dude was wearing a "Plan B- One Step" backpack. I wonder how many more I have to buy until I get mine??
What the fuck am I going to do with a pinata full of tampons?
he said he did everything he could to puke on his nurses because they were doing everything wrong
Thats admirable.
It's been a year of occasional hook ups....this was bound to happen sometime even with your jank ovary schedule.
7:26 bus just came. I am sweatier than Louie Anderson eating chili in a sauna
I met a pornstar at his bachelor party and signed his shirt giving him wedding advice
I just want to emotionally destroy him but also find out how big his dick is so this is perfect
Our sibling relationship has really blossomed into a wonderful mutual acceptance of sluttyness
I feel like it could help stop wars and begin world peace and the continents can unite for one Monday because chicken fries come back today
He's being awfully beer snobby for a guy who ordered salad
THIS FUCKNUGGET
DOES HE EVEN REALIZE HOW MANY INCREDIBLE INSULTS I'VE WASTED ON HIM
I'VE INSULTED THE EVERLOVING SHIT OUT OF HIM AND HE CAN'T EVEN APPRECIATE IT
THE HO
I know she’s pissed I fucked her husband, but I didn’t know he was married until after I blew him at Legoland
Crop dusting thru forever 21
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