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Hey its my first time.
I think you mean "it's my first time"
I just read the lonely terrorist on nwa had 40 more friends than me on facebook
I don't think I have ever been told that I am "probably too drunk to pet the stingrays" by a cop before.
being able to look good while almost puking is a skill that takes a lot of puking to develop.
You chanted SOFA PIZZA all night then we woke up to find about ten slices under the cushions where you were sleeping....
for a while, i completely forgot that you wrote "fuck me" on my stomach before we went out. when he took my shirt off that night, he just looked down and said, "may i?". i think i'm in love
yeah dropping that class because i really don't want to be known as the girl who fell asleep in class and threw up as she walked out for an entire semester
It's Saturday night and I'm sitting on my couch by myself, watching Glee, and drinking gin and tonics. If you listen very closely, you can hear the wails of my mother giving up hope that I will ever give her a son-in-law.
Probably twitter. Never underestimate a psycho girl with wifi
I think this bruise on my arm is actually an impression of your face
Please don't tell me that blonde guys name is Matthew I won't be able to fuck a guy with my brothers name
well I got an eye infection from a stripper motorboating me but overall it was a great weekend
Drunk me has cost me a lot in cell phones...
You need to stop leading guys on at bars - you're a lesbian.
And now I'm a lesbian with better self-esteem.
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