Farted during a conference call.SBD. permeated the room people were gonna puke.noone could say anything or leave cus we were on the phone with clients. coworkers were outraged.how I still have a job is beyond me.
she used her cellphone as a light to find my clit under the sheets. worst.lesbian.ever.
The hardest part of getting a new computer is deliberating whether to start the cycle of porn and viruses all over again.
Sorry you had to see that, but on the bright side...at least I trust you enough to have sex in front of you
FUCK YOU CALIFORNIA. YOU DO NOTHING RIGHT. FIRST PROP 8 AND NOW THIS.
craigslist free llama. are you in or are you in?
just got in my apt...and theres jungle juice here i left from over a month ago..this could be interesting...or deadly
I don't think it counts as a walk of shame when it's someone you've wanted for 4 years. That's mission accomplished.
The nausea has returned and I can't handle such things to exit my body so violently
Peeing out the car window on the way home was a nice touch. In December, in Michigan, at 3am. Never seen a girl do that before. Neither had the guy in the minivan next to us.
I think my ph in my vagina is actually off from the lack of sex I've had this break compared to finals week.
Whatcha doing tonight? Reply TURNUP if you are drinking, or STOP to cancel messages
She picked me up from the bar in her underwear.
Am I just high or is she having an auction for her vagina on Twitter
Do you ever just feel the storm building inside of you that tells you you're ready for a giant indiscriminate fuckfest?
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