But honestly u used to be a cool guy and lately uve been superame(734): Superlame
I'm saving my limes so I'll know how many drinks I've had.
I do the same thing, but I use ice cubes.
Just caught my bro jerking off to a lane Bryant catalog
Dude she has a fucking rock collection. Never will I ever talk to her again.
The dean held back my hair as I was puking after graduation. That means so much more than a diploma and a handshake.
I gurantee you I'll be the only one dressed as a giraffe.
it was like vegas minus all of the penis and death threats
Ill tap morse code on the ceiling when im ready for you to come down amd smoke
The weed is temporarily burning the grammar section of my brain library.
He peed off the roof and then we bonded it was beautiful
Im like a saiyan, last weekends hangover will only make me stronger
New low: eating a buttered roll while taking a shit.
This is why we're soulmates.
You have to just make a conscious effort not to make out with people when he's around if you want to keep him in your life?
We blew shit up to. With a cannon.
Too high to wash a dish but just high enough for a kitchen fire
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