the new apple iphone has a feature that can find itself if you lose it, apple is getting closer to making a phone completely drunkproof...
Ask Niel how long his lasts if he plays with it a lot.
he says 15-20 minutes depending on the porn.
no his phone, idiot.
No idea how i never noticed that penis before. I wonder if it works
Good luck! Who knows he might be a stallion in the bedroom! or it could be like having sex with a crayon.
She said she didn't want to have sex because she was so torn up about "this whole NBC thing."
Too bad my thesis topic isn't "defining a hot mess: a study in drinking, smoking and other bad life decisions."
he's mad because you were 'slandering his penis'.
That's the point of day drinking, get fucked up by 6pm so you can get stuff done the next day. It's the adult thing to do.
Ice cream: Good. Fraternity: Good. Eating ice cream off a Skid Row bum's ass crack in order to get into a Fraternity: Homoerotic at best. I quit.
The sign say "Kereoke" strip bar. 5 more beers and ill be ready to rumble.
Sometimes turtles just really trip me out man
I don't care how hot he is. I will not strip for him to country music.
Who knew sons of strippers would be really feminist boyfriends?
right now I am washing the alcohol and shame off from last night
I think he just shit his pants. Yep he did. That's unfortunate.
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