Paul doesn't remember going to the bar and slept on someone's porch...doesn't know whose porch...maybe near Howard U.
wait, do i give off the impression that i DON'T want girls to show me their boobs if i video chat with them?
my math teacher staples burger king applications to failed tests
Wine + wine + wine + wine + bud light = puke.
His housemate was playing a sad violin solo for me on my way out. God I hate musicians.
I found her in the bathroom licking her screwdriver off the floor. she said there was no way she was wasting a $6 drink.
but he gave me mouthwash after the bj. no ones ever done that for me before.
I need a vacation from myself..this is duely noted after I tried giving myself a concussion last night
if you need to find her look her up on www.imastupidslut.org
.org?
yeah. they're non profit. helps them sleep at night.
Also, just had a student offer to sell me Xanax. Want some? Just for like a rainy day. Or our memorial day shitshow. Or just another Wednesday night.
Breakfast Clubbing as Juggalos. I can feel our IQs in freefall.
Would you and/or him be willing to dress up like the phantom, sing me music of the night and then bone the shit out of me? this is important.
Did you survive the Atlanta roadway snowpocalypse?
All the bars are closed. Might as well be dead.
My balls are resting on a block of frozen cheese in a sealed bag
Went to my bottom drawer for my stash , gone just a note says thanks sucker love dad
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