So... 5th graders can't whisper for shit, but apparently I have an awesome rack.
Haha. Niice.
Yeah, I didn't know whether to be shocked or flattered.
both.
the girls im babysitting are trying to see how much jello they can swallow without chewing...their future boyfriends are lucky
this stripper weighs a pound. I feel like I should tip her in food.
Look you found him on craigslist. You should be happy that he at least HAS a normal looking dick.
I JUST MET THE GIANT MAN THAT WILL CARRY ME FROM PLACE TO PLACE
And if it was a miscarriage you should figure out whose it was. He must be an alphamale for his offspring to sustain life this long in the amusement park that is your body
My dad just decided to play wingman for me... I dont want to let the family down... but both these girls are hideous
Dad says your scarf isnt fooling anyone and u look like a douchebag, its literally the perfect time to tell him your gay
I guess, all I remember was giving you road head the whole way there so you wouldn't fall asleep.
I knew I was in trouble when she kept referring to the next day as things we should do
So you brought her to my house and left her on my couch.
The security deposit's gone, let's trash this motherfucker
If I ever see that bitch it is going down flavor of love style
fucked a girl in the dry storage closet at work. knocked over a whole rack of tomato paste and pinto beans. and also i really hope my manager doesn't review this footage from the security camera
Do you think casino weekend will remind us once again that we in fact are not mature enough to be this old?
What can I say, I just want your vagina in my mouth.
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