told my boyfriend i was a virgin so he wouldnt feel bad since he is. now hes asking why his dick is so itchy. should i tell him why?
i don't see why you should, it's not like you told the other guys with the itchy dicks.
I did my dad and i had to keep going back there to pick up coffee
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Resolution for 2011: blow jobs are a privilege, not a right.
I wish they made people sized litter boxes.
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I tried to stop that, but then I pulled the leaves out of my panties and went to sleep.
I keep shaking cocoa puffs out of my hair. Best Sunday Funday ever.
He offered to buy me free breakfast if I stayed at the hotel overnight with him. I then realized they have a complimentary breakfast.
I think you'll be amused to know that I achieved the impossible feat of tripping over my own dick
Didn't shower and drew a couple dicks on my face before I went to work. Boss sent me home. Sacrificed my dignity for a 3 day weekend with you guys.
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this hospital has no fireball
Me and some girl at the bar just high fived for not wearing bras
Had the weirdest dream last night. If you're ever in Texas, do not come over with a 12 pack as a bribe and ask for a threeway between you, me, and my TA. I will take the beer though.
That's probably why white girls drink so much espresso. Piledriving coke and vodka crans takes a fucking toll man
Whatever you have to do, STALL THEM. Your toothbrush is in the kitchen, my pants are on the balcony, and I don't have eyebrows.
I'll just bring the big suitcase this trip so I don't have to play wine bottle tetris again.