I want to have your abortion
oh great. kentucky is ranked #1 in the country for child abuse. go us.
after the first, "yea you like that baby", i quickly remembered why i had stopped having sex with him.
I just found a bagel and a condom in my coat pocket. I love blackouts
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She took a picture of me when she thought I was sleeping. I don't know whether to be amused or scared.
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We just had father kitten bonding time .. I was on the toilet , he was climbing the animal print shower curtain . It was magical
just gonna show up naked this time. that way i dont have to worry about finding my clothes tomorrow
Two hot shots of tequila for breakfast? Yeah today is gonna be a shit show
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I ran into his family and they made me a ham sandwich and I asked if they wanted to come streaking. I felt they deserved the invite.
I got "plug" during family Catch Phrase and struggled to not make a reference to butt plug so I skipped it
Now I'm having a post-sex brownie. Is this the life? I think it might be
Have you ever eaten pizza and gotten your dick sucked at the same time? Because I have pizza.
I don't know what's wrong with me. The guy from bar rescue is making me horny
sitting in a shitty karaoke bar playing pokemon go and drinking a mimosa. how is your sunday night