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(604): View more from British Columbia

My feet smell like cheese. Makes me hungry.

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(712): View more from Iowa

The make-up sex just reminded me why we broke up in the first place.

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(727): View more from Florida

If your still trying to figure out the moment I stopped caring; it was the point in which you said "I really wasn't sure whose baby it was"

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(203): View more from Connecticut

all you kept yelling was "i'm bored and i'm sober"

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(516): View more from New York

sorry for covering your dog in whipped cream. his bark made it sound like he wanted it.

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(419): View more from Ohio

then out of nowhere we heard a voice yell "Fuck that pussy!"

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(620): View more from Kansas

we ran out of cups so i finished the night drinking out of a paint can.

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(602): View more from Arizona

It's pathetic. My bed hasn't been this sexless since it was in bedmart.

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(239): View more from Florida

Just leave a note saying "riding dick see you in the mornig"

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