you're like a bully in the Christmas story
even through the webcam i could tell he was aiming for my face/hair
There's a mirror laying face down next to me. A looooong full body mirror. By the looks of it it fell off the wall last night and was within centimeters of shattering on my head. Awesome.
just saw someone whip out a flask during lecture... I think I found a study partner
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good news. according to wikipedia, my blackout might just have been "post-trauma amnesia"
She made me sing happy birthday to myself at the urinal.
I am eating deep fried cinnamon rolls and I found a lighter in my sprinkles. I miss you.
I do NOT want to date a man who has no interest in going to a kangaroo farm
she dared me to make out with the amish dude so I went up to him and grabbed him by the beard
GRABBED HIM BY THE BEARD
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the second she challenged me to mario kart drinking game i knew i was in love
This morning i put band aids over my nipples bc i was too lazy to put on a bra. Think I've reached a new low.
So apparently I twerked on my coworkers last night. One month at the new job n I guess this is how I'm getting to know people
Her son walked in on us and asked if he could "wrestle too."
Seriously, he's as bad as Joffrey. I hope this ends like Game Of Thrones did.
Honestly my life is shambles over a married man who looked like a fuckin NERD ON HIS WEDDING DAY