i can't watch a movie tonight dude, im smoking weed
you smoke with your eyes?
I'm not saying he was bad at sex, but I'm pretty sure I anti-climaxed.
i was so blacked out at my family party.. my mom gave markers to all my little cousins. i was tagged by 5 year olds.
i would hope so, cause i don't think 'i drove off the road because i was getting some head' is covered in insurance
i leave for school in 3 days. if you want your annual goodbye blow job you should probably call me
coming out of a blackout being surrounded by Disney police was not as awesome as it sounds.
My vagina senses are tingling. I know your here.
I knocked myself out momentarily last night when I fell and hit my head off of my jewelry box while trying to take his pants off... while he was passed out.
Apparently he proposed after he saw me chug vodka out of a traffic cone.
Just watched a guy ride a bike off his roof into his pool. On my way to the liquor store, picking you up in 20
to have them in my mouth would be like meeting a unicorn while floating on a cloud of glitter
My suggestion is that you just get high and set shit on fire
We're at the liquor store. Then going to the hospital
i'm not sure you can trust me in a car with 20 dozen donuts
i'm not too sure if he's up to my expectations looks-wise, but in the penis department he exceeds ALL regulations.
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