Yes give me all the cream and he's gone
Yes. UR adorable in a weird way.
you just used "cock block" and "youth group" in the same sentence. somethings wrong with you.
So i've def seen the girl running for student body VP getting fingered in a bar.
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Apparently you get kicked out of gay bars if they catch you putting the entire free condom bowl in your purse.
i'm almost positive she was a dude but like it doesn't even matter
re read what you just said
Calling a preemptive no homo on tonight's activities
His exact words were "Can I meet your vagina?" I kept wondering if he was going to try to shake hands with it...
Okay. So I've done lines off a bible. But that's just for the sake of being cliché.
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Currently watching Zombie Sharks while high. This is why I love Shark Week.
he brought with him gifts of cookie dough and penis. upgrading our relationship from fwb's to bf/gf was an incredibly smart merger.
I'm not winning any crowns in the Miss Emotionally Stable pageant either...
Thanks for duct tapping my dick to my leg while I was passed out. I could only aim straight down. I stood on your bed. Have a nice day at work!
Should I wish him a happy birthday?
Well he has been inside of you enough times that you probably should.
I'm too hungover to Google him and try to save face.
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