The crowing achievement of my life is still the time I made a 3 course meal out of things I found in the dumpster.
I'm crawling around naked in my room looking for my hairbrush. Just thought I'd put that image in your head.
the elusive kegmastree, who's mystery is only exceeded by it's power
The guys had to come into the bar bathroom and pep talk us all off the floor
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We eventually had to ration the melon vodka. 10 pushups per shot. THATS why my arms hurt
They kept trying to slap each other but they were poring beer onto their hands first referring to it as their baby powder
It was like the titanic mixed with those sad puppy commercials mixed with jello shots
Sent him a picture of my pregnant boobs from last year, think he'll notice the difference?
just peed in rthe mens room but seranaeded them with adelle the whole timee so they didnt mind
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I just did the walk of shame..with a blanket and a cup that says i will out drink all you bitches. This was not how i pictured 25.
I no longer believe that the road to self esteem is through his penis.
I just don't remember. It's like I went to bed on July 3rd.. and woke up on the 5th. Nothing.
Just set out 2 water bottles as an offering to my hungover self.
I've entered the world of uncircumcised penises. It's disgusting.
he was peeing off the deck shouting "urinals are for pussies" that's how much hurricane.
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