Maybe if i eat something filling like whole wheat pasta it will make me less hungry for things like dick
scale of 1-10 how well do I give head
5, but i have never had a 10. best was an 8 so if i grade you on a curve you are a 7. ish.
pube in her braces AGAIN. barely kept a straight face.
i just carried on a conversation with my mother from another room mid-ejaculation. you would have done the same
We've finally come to the understanding that as long as our conversation stays stricaly sexual, we get along.
Then you screamed "fuck her like shes not your sister tonight" at the people walking down the road.
I'm really not interested in hearing from him. Unless there is casual sex involved
They better compete for your attention. Dual to the fuck
Haha. I got you. I always pay you back somehow. Do you accept all major forms of payment: cash, taco bell, and patriotic underwear?
I did sing regulators with a random black dude at The Rail without looking at the screen, hugged him and walked off stage. I pretty much live up to all expectations.
Nick is about to bring home a woman who is 39, a mother, and, by all accounts, FUCKING HOMELESS. Will update as details become available.
Honestly it's a super power. I can try it a million different ways and nothing happens. Donnie casually says "ok this is now a toppless party" and it all kicks-off
Someone explain why I'm twerking in my bathroom right now before a charity run
How do you feel about a threesome?
Will you be there?
I'm the one asking!
My professor is wearing skinny jeans, orange socks and just said penetration. I don't know what to think
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